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Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are 11 SWEEPS OLD which is the near equivalent of 24 YEARS OLD. You are the self proclaimed GREATEST COMPUTER GENIUS IN EXISTENCE and you tend to PROVE IT to anyone who doubts your claim. You are also an EXTREMELY POWERFUL PSIONIC, something nobody doubts for GOOD REASON. You have a few ANGER ISSUES and tend to be rather violent. You've become somewhat known for your FLIRTATIOUS nature and predilection towards Leijons and Harleys.

(Independant Sollux Captor rp blog may be NSFW at times)

PC Handle: twofoldAnnihilation
Skype: Ask me!

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

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#cat2 #queued 2hiit
stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

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#ooc #SHARKS #YEAH SMOOCH THAT SHARK

Are you kidding me? You can’t sort by most recent posts on mobile anymore??
Who the fuck thought THAT was a good idea?

35 minutes ago • 1 note
#ooc

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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#human me
ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

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zodiacsociety:


KAMA SUTRA For Each Zodiac Sign!
How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs Being Drunk
If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug

zodiacsociety:

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#222% truth

kung-fu-cock-crusher:

dirk—-strider:

octopiies:

dirk—-strider:

octopiies:

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#ooc #queued 2hiit
handsomedogs:

Captain of the high seas.
thecarolinawife.tumblr.com
Instagram: @kuzcothehusky

handsomedogs:

Captain of the high seas.

thecarolinawife.tumblr.com

Instagram: @kuzcothehusky

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#dog2
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#ooc
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